I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.
~Mitch Hedburg~
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.
~Mitch Hedburg~


If it could be raised enough to keep people from voting Republican the world would improve pretty damn quick!
Then again it’s much better to be pissed off than pissed on!


There wasn’t any blockade until Lord Feltersnatch started causing trouble!
Well no treats for that fucker then!
The evidence before the court is incontrovertible
There’s no need for the jury to retire
In all my years of judging, I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law
The way you made them suffer, your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to defecate
Since my friend you have revealed your deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers
Tear down the wall
You’re damn straight I’m gonna give that sumbitch a bone! Whole dang bag matter of fact!


These people are still living in their nice little worlds when the apocalypse comes with their nest eggs of food thinking about how they’re gonna help their neighbors. Your whole world has been upended and you’re playing Mr Rodger’s neighborhood. Yea right!
Come on now
I hear your feeling down
Well I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again…


Not to mention that some sumbitch will just break in and steal all your stock. You’re just saving up shit for the next biggest bully.
She better hope she doesn’t get a chest cold, it won’t want to ever leave!


Well even if I tried it and made friends with the sonsabitches my blackface paint job would wash off the first rain and give me away! I ain’t chancing it.


I say get high all you want, just don’t come back here and tell this fool about it!
This is a very graphic meme!
Iowa lot to Iowa pot
But I could get low with some Ohio blow


Hell, Republicans are doing a good job of that!


Yea but do we really know if it’s the dogs favorite music or the owners? That might just matter! The little sumbitch might just want the hell out of there!
Wasn’t she the First Incestual little Lady?
Why, the hairy little sumbitch don’t even eat!