Phantaloons

cake sale at Costco

“We have a men’s dept.”

bath and body works

sigh

…yeah, technically, I guess 🙄

lol, told you he’d go to coomer first. You owe me $60

Good idea, Reddit.

opens redreader

the cost of doing business

My bank hands out these weird little plastic cards like it’s 2016 or something.

Trump: “So the oil is under the lithium? How does this work?”

I am weird therefore I am.

Undoubtedly, and more still will be as corporate greed turns the internet into pay-per-view TV. We can’t help that.

Make your decision for yourself for what to do with your connections and your own devices. You are in control of at least that, if nothing else.

Guess I’m not going to Youtube, then.

I see a future where we have our mandated government ID shitphone for banking, corpo and government suchn’shit, and the laptop we access Anna’s, Yggdrasil and TOR with.

and the days go by!

Not exactly same as it ever was, but seems kinda 2007 to me. I doubt any Lemmy instance or i2p site will enforce Google’s QRcode spy-proxy.

One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

That’s my secret, Cap, I’m always outdated.

-Lineage User

I’m antipedo, so we’re good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

We’re not only animals, we’re not even the smartest ones.

Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.

This round, anyway.

phone rings

Normal person: “Who?”

Me: “Why?”

…exactly?

You wouldn’t want to mess up your best at a Wendy’s.

“Laws for thee but not for me!”

Zuckerberg chuckles off into the sunset with a bag of copyrighted material

Why aren’t ours?

Ironically, the first place I heard about gays was church, tho?

Streisand the Streisand.

Avoid teh gays

“teh whats?!”