yikes

i came for the memes, i stayed for the double entendres

no worries. they all float.

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my first thought was “do koreans really stuff their face like that all the time…i thought that was a usa thing.” yes i’m old

remember when ‘romphims’ were the head-scratching “kids these days…” goofy shit of the day?

the article says “wipe out 93,000 people”. there are over 93 MILLION people in iran

that’s not even a rookie mistake, or even part time undergrad intern… that’s the sort of thing you expect in high school writing

either way i stopped reading after that

violet posts are instantly recognizable without looking at the username

i never actually read james patterson. is it as dreck as i’m assuming it is?

sanderson has some good stuff. i was impressed with tress of the emerald sea. way of kings was good, just…too much

this is why they oppose developing critical thinking in public education. believe what you’re told to believe, do what you’re told to do.

science, facts, evidence all have a liberal bias, therefore the only choice is to support pedophile rapist fascist, because…he hates minorities just like his supporters do

its because we’re living in a simulation written by chatgpt

that’s what jesus said about praying. and yet…

it’s clear they (we all) lost

thank you. i’m not latino, but it always struck me as WTF when all of a sudden “let me be offended for you” people decided they needed to “fix” an entire language’s “sexist” word that none of its speakers were ever offended by

do you approve of the term “LatinX”?

Depends on how you define “Christian”.

this is the only correct reply to any question about “christian” beliefs, opinions, actions, or values at any point in history. funny how you’ll get wildly contradictory responses to a single question about morality from different people in the same congregation at the same church, yet they’re all waving around the exact same bronze age book of tall tales as “proof” of everything

he could be in a medically induced coma and hooked up to a ventilator and the headlines would say “democrats slightly worried after comatose vegetable eats their babies and calls them ‘radical extremists’”

he’s always treated the whole job of being president like it’s some bullshit reality tv drama. and he’s paralyzingly stupid

when did pants-shitting baby bonespurs ever have mojo?

“gary?”

ultraviolent gun battle

“…garyyyy?”

i love how insanely outraged he gets knowing a whole country exists who won’t just do what he says because it’s him and everyone is supposed to do what he says. fucking moron