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There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.

I think it was called “the little mermaid”

NGL, I love watching physics/science/math videos on YT when I’m baked.

Jerry Garcia

David Bowie

This was literally me on Saturday.

If lifelong rural farmers are struggling so bad in their shithole counties, why don’t they just move to a city?

The logic works both ways.

But you don’t understand, Trump is playing 5 Dementia chess.

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Hasa Diga Eebowai

Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.

The US equivalent is 67

Otter

You can say pedophilia. “Suicide” would be a better choice for the list.

Unfortunately, there are assholes everywhere.

Ya, apparently “dehydrated” is some new word for “thirsty”.

And now “thirsty” means something totally different.

OMG. Genius life hack. Never even thought of having someone else touch my toes.

I can never remember if it’s magnesium or potassium.

Same. 3rd grade. On April 1st. The teacher had to step out of the classroom while most kids were struggling with it to stifle her laughter.

That’s exactly what a bot would post

Your own children? No.

Are these hypothetical men your children? Do you just view men as “children” in general?