Me too! I had only scorn for the initial comment, but this response was perfect

I can also confirm. I write software for a living. A hammer is a must-have.

I love how the post never mentions the country, but everyone just knows.

I’ve got one of these, and I’m pretty sure I found a subreddit about people like us at some point. There are dozens of us. Dozens!

[Edit] There ya go: https://www.reddit.com/r/PencilStabbers/

I see the paintings. This isn’t his first rodeo.

There will be if they decide to invade our era tomorrow

At the very least spaciesist.

Boss, I can’t make it to work today. There’s a cat on my car.

Woohoo! Bucket list complete!

Keeping femalehood at bay, now THAT’s masculine af