There are dozens of us!

“And for keeping our city safe, we award you these ultra absorbent kevlar undies”

But your nipples itch really badly the whole time

Yep, people revolt because of the story they believe. Control their story and they won’t want to revolt.

🥰

Sweet Jesus

UK, £10/mo 120G data, all you can eat voice/SMS (was an offer on smarty)

Oh you don’t stop now, you sashay harder. For all of us.

Exactly, how else are they going to learn “work the shaft while gently cupping the balls”, from a demon?

Can we all agree to use “Sashayed in” rather than “hatched”?

Omg we have the same friend! Also no 😬

Im spent