God

This parrot you sold me is dead.

Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1964 and was replaced by someone who turned out to be a way better song writer.

JFC it started on 4chan. How anyone thinks it is anything other than a troll that caught on baffles me.

How about some more beans Mr. Taggrt? Waving hat I’d say you’ve had enough.

Also

Mungo just pawn in game of life.

You know, that fella may be just Republican enough to be the Democratic nominee.

The Gods Must Be Crazy had me in stitches as a kid.

Science and futurism with Isaac Arthur.

If you just wait long enough those fish turn into mammals and go back in the water on their own.

I am still in the habit of turning my wheels in when I park on a hill.

Been using Quboz for a few years now, I really like it.

I occasionally harness fire. Does that count?