Meanwhile Euler was coming up with all this shit while being blind

I had Flash 5

Rear fingerprint scanner PLEASE

I was going to say Glory to Rome but your answer is better.

Walk into class

Pull laptop out of bag, put it on the desk

Whip out mechanical keyboard

Mouse, small set of stereo speakers

Pull out a large object wrapped in a blanket

Everyone else watches confusedly

Take off blanket, unveiling a 28in monitor

Whip out power strip

Put power strip on the adjacent desk, no one is sitting there anyway

20ft extension cord

The outlet is on the far wall, run the extension cord between the desks

Apologize to everyone bumped into a long the way

Play World of Warcraft the entire time

Eternal Card Game

What kind of backwater hospital/healthcare company uses chromebook

I was at a specialist’s office and noticed they were using Windows XP. This was 3 years ago.