But didn’t you know that war is very bad? So we need to completely disarm ourselves, and pretend a rouge state like Russia don’t have ambitions for territorial conquests. Even if they have, we will have the moral superiority of having the moral high ground!
ABAB: All Bombs Are Bastards
alternatively
ABAB: Assigned Bomb At Birth
For as long as Russia is willing to use bombs to steal land, Europe needs bombs. Obviously.
But didn’t you know that war is very bad? So we need to completely disarm ourselves, and pretend a rouge state like Russia don’t have ambitions for territorial conquests. Even if they have, we will have the moral superiority of having the moral high ground!
👏 They 👏 go 👏 low, 👏 we 👏 go 👏 high!
/j
It would be cool if we were all assigned a bomb at birth like pet companions tho ngl.
I’d just have sold it for scrap.
Bombs are in fact quite expensive, so theres some serious money to be gained.