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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Let me pull this out of my ass

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Let me pull this out of my ass

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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    Some guy opened like 10 jira tickets asking a bunch of data that is already available for them on the BI. I show it how to extract it himself, and then marked all the other ones as duplicated and for a moment I felt myself as an stackoverflow mod.

  • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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    Heres a great idea write a frontend that u can type a human request in then pass that to chatgpt to generate an appropriate sql query then automatically send it. What could possibly go wrong.

  • lowleveldata@programming.dev
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    I don’t think that’s how the where clause works

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      The original didn’t have the where clause. Post by Seth Rosen on X/Twitter: Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists

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      Yeah, that’s more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM

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        There’s a WHOM keyword in SQL?

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          Hopefully they’ll one day allow WHENCE as an alias of FROM

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