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Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 21 hours ago

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Every night...

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Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 21 hours ago
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  • projectsquared@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    Me: if I go to bed tomorrow comes.

  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m already doing the thing. I do not wish to exert the effort to do the other thing. Fuck the ramifications.

    ramifications arrive

    How could this have happened?

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  • Gutek8134@lemmy.world
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    Objects in motion tend to stay in motion.

    Objects at rest tend to stay at rest.

    • Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee
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      6 hours ago

      Reminds me of this fucking banger. (Flying - Half Man Half Bull).

    • Hexarei@programming.dev
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      15 hours ago

      Are you objectifying me??

      Most people pay for that privilege

  • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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    16 hours ago

    Put screen over bed to combine and twist all problems into a giant horror.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s what phones are for.

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        and then, while nodding off, you drop the phone right on your face. no thanks 😅

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    Revenge procrastination

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