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minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down1·edit-28 months agoDefine “Adult” Does the adult have to be non-American? I hope so, or at least require them to be Minnesotan
minus-square𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·edit-28 months agoPer the sign, Americans are incapable of being adults.
minus-squareRemotedeck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-28 months agoIf the adult were American then they would also need an adult, if you only know Americans you would need infinite American adults to go in the store
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 months agoOr could two American adults accompany each other?
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 months agoWe could try but considering the obesity epidemic it’ll have to be a damn big coat
minus-squareZiglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-28 months agoWhat about dual citizenship? Can an american be their own adult then?
minus-squareTheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 months agoDepends on where their main residence is and how long they have lived there
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoI think we’re unofficially Canadians, so it works.
Define “Adult”
Does the adult have to be non-American?
I hope so, or at least require them to be Minnesotan
Per the sign, Americans are incapable of being adults.
Can confirm, am American
TIL I’m American
If the adult were American then they would also need an adult, if you only know Americans you would need infinite American adults to go in the store
Or could two American adults accompany each other?
Under one coat?
We could try but considering the obesity epidemic it’ll have to be a damn big coat
What about dual citizenship? Can an american be their own adult then?
Depends on where their main residence is and how long they have lived there
Or just two?
I think we’re unofficially Canadians, so it works.