- *pathletic 
- Mine is usually sheer horror at the prospect of getting that far and screwing up on an international stage. Secondhand anxiety is in the red zone. - I seriously dislike that some of the Olympic games end in around 5 minutes. Imagine spending years practicing fencing and then end up getting zero medals just because you had a bad few rounds. - Yep. Its like finals. You get your one-shot to get it right. Else you have to rebuild to try the next 4 years after. You get to the Olympics means you are the best of the best. And winning a medal is literally 3 out of 7 Billion human beings. - So you prepare and prepare and hope you do it all with less errors than the other guys. 
 
 
- Me when a UFC fighter is held down by a wrestler: bro get up! - For real though, why would Green shoot last night? - The only reason he shot was because he heard that I placed a $15 bet on him winning by ko 
 
 
- I was at a bar in 2012 when McKayla Maroney botched her vault. I yelled “You suck!” - The thing is my friend worked there, and it was this restaurant on Capitol Hill in DC. I’m a metalhead, and I look the part. So, I stuck out like a sore thumb. - I definitely was the guy in this picture to everyone that day. 
- As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. - ABC! 
 
- Idk, usually more how the announcers/commentors react - Especially cringey that so much of the coverage are just random celebrities and not more actual former Olympians. - I’m so old that I remember when the Olympics was on more than one channel. If one channel had bad chatter, you would just bend the aerial and turn the dial to get something better. 
 
 
- Me when the dressage horse starts with the wrong foot during the diagonal part 
- Seeing a mountain biker and an equestrianeer both go down so hard that they took an involuntary nappy makes me feel a lot better about not going outside. Yes, I should play more video games. 
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