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Chill_Dan@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works ·
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Anon loves his dad

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Anon loves his dad

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  • swag_money@lemmy.world
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    probably: fake
    definitely: gay

    • crowbar@lemm.ee
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      Very: kinky

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        1 year ago

        Hotel: Trivago

        • Randelung@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          Coincidence: I think not!

          • M137@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            Darude: Sandstorm

  • Omega@discuss.online
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    I’m at a fucking :.|:; for words

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      deleted by creator

      • MrShankles@reddthat.com
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        Like this :.|:;

        Edit to be more informative

        It’s :.|:; with a ‘strikethrough’ through the whole thing.

        So — Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a ‘strikethrough’ (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever you’re striking through like so)

        • Classy@sh.itjust.works
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          ~~:.|:;~~
          
  • bobthened@feddit.uk
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    Anon doesn’t realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.

  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    On the plus side, there’s very little chance of birth defects!

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      but a little chance of butt defects

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      What do you think OP is?

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        mom kicks me out for being gay

        find a sugar daddy

        My reading tells me OP is a dude.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I can’t be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line “found a sugar daddy,” right?

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    Could be true, it is gay

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      but they spent 2 years together without knowing eachother’s names

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        they probably knew each other’s fursona names

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    The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasn’t really his dad. That’s why they never recognised each other

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    deleted by creator

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    Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him

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      or they just spent 2 years together without saying eachothers names, like normal people do

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      what if the dad knew?

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        Kinky

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