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zedgeist@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Salt and a battery

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Salt and a battery

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    Can it be shipped to me?

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      Some assembly required

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        Always a catch…

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    Perfect for assassins and potatoes.

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    Definitely have to snort it to make sure

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    This reminds me of when Jared Leto created Ukraine from a different powder in Lord of War.

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    It’s a real thing

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      My brother in law recently acquired one of these and is obsessed with stalking and blasting flies with it. He shot a big blowfly and it exploded in a ghastly mess on the wall. Very effective and - according to him - satisfying.

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    deleted by creator

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    Don’t show this to the salt fork guy:

    https://youtube.com/@bnwlkr

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    It needs a AA to be truly a salt and battery

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