I think I understand where you’re coming from, and this is mostly humor and pedantry on my part, but given that the definition of “battery” is “unlawful intentional infliction of harmful or offensive physical contact,” the quote from Gandhi isn’t “pushing” it, rather is in perfect alignment, as he stated “unlawful” use as his acceptable use of violence.

Nah

“Though violence is not lawful, when it is offered in self-defense or for the defense of the defenseless, it is an act of bravery far better than cowardly submission.”

The battery to like, power the baseball machine

It’s even “big, fat, hug” with that superfluous comma of pride in creating big boy lists.

B I M B O F I C A T O N

Town of Bimbofica. Fascinating fetish

Lol

Why not Zoidborg?

It wasn’t

Oh yeah that’s right, the DiCaprio role was going to be a Clayton Bigsby type

Lol Robert Pattinson, you mean

You’re really sleeping on the comma. They might seem unnecessary, but they are not.