Heard the same (keep the best for themselves, only sell the inferior stuff) about Spanish olive oil, Italian pasta, and Chinese everything.

“They use computers to do what??? Shit, guess I’ll become a woodworker then.”

And asking them to speak English is like an indecent proposal, I guess they’d react more favourably if you asked for a public blowjob

France, if you don’t happen to speak French

IIRC elephants are born at 100 kg.

Because Tolkien said they do, and everyone’s copying Tolkien. Yes, I’m no fun at parties.

It’s a well researched question, the solution is that an all loving god does not exist.

Not at all I guess?

The Atari 2600, yes (but just RAM, no persistent storage of course)

Who is that and why should I think of her?

1. No drugs
2. Watch the news
3. No more laughing at anything

Drink it. Enjoy it. Think of him while enjoying it. One day you’ll be gone too, and someone will pour away what you left behind.

Asking “why” only makes sense in the context of a conscious decision, unless you accept something like “because the Big Bang happened” as an answer.

Which of them?

Americans invented neither the car not the computer.

QOwnNotes

Most of them

I suppose he was referring to the general “this is fine” attitude.

1984

Germans, being efficient, just call it “veh”