I’m waiting for the laser sword as a standard option. It’s always a bad idea to buy the first model anyway, and you know it’s coming. I mean who in their right mind rides a robot horse without a light sabre?

I keep reading these every day, hoping for an actual funny one.
I am continually disappointed.

<silly smile at camera>
<not even close to being funny>
<expects upvotes>

it really is as simple as attaching the word “freedom” to it, lol

according to the article it’s a tiny smattering of brain cells grown from stem cells derived from his blood, which he donated before he died specifically for this experiment. it is in no way conscious.

Milly Cirus is a trend setter.

*Molly Circus

Dude, Peg was so hot, why didn’t he ever want to bang her? Cyclops Peg was arguably hotter though.

My question, if I may ask it, is that HP is better than A1. Wait no I mean is HP better than A1? I’ll go ahead and answer that for you: yes. Yes it is.

Followup question: ketchup is a vegetable. Source: Minister of Learning

as a Canadian I’m used to everything being expensive as fuck, but I have to draw the line somewhere. this is why piracy exists. I’ll probably break down and buy one at the next major Zelda title launch, because I don’t get a choice in that. my heart wants what it wants, and I’m getting too old to say no at this point.

can you pick all the hottie’s?

… the hottie’s what?

Hence, the reason I originally suggested to use Firefox

Just FYI, the word “hence” literally means “for this reason”. So you just said “for this reason the reason” lol.