My uncle would have loved this.

Thanks. I can’t help but feel a little disappointed. I guess the giraffe looks kind of funny.

You can see his dick through the robe?

Nothing

Yeah, I didn’t bother looking up the current guy’s name because Balmer is funnier.

Well send Balmer to your house with a box of cookies! (Disclaimer: box may be empty depending on length of trip)

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

She’s probably supposed to be raking the forest to prevent forest fires.

They both went viral somewhat recently. I think that’s the joke, Burns is so old and out of touch he mixed them up.