Amputret

I work in a tiny office right next to my manager who leg bounces, hand flaps, is heavy-handed on his keyboard, and externalises his thoughts all the time. But when ever I leg bounce he’ll let me know how distracting it is.

I’m so close to a HR incident I swear to god.

Is it supposed to be a kaiju Jesus on the horizon, or a hovering normal-sized Jesus joining in the fun? 🤔

Are you an energy vampire?

Working in an NHS hospital, nearly anyone in scrubs is wearing Ezi-klogs. Which technically aren’t Crocs, but are so close visually everyone calls them crocs.

They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.

Well I’m part of an anarchist book club irl, so why not one more? I’m for it.

Are you new to C&H?

23-27, that’s the age when I stopped feeling too young, but still had a serviceable amount of hair and could grow a good beard. Also I miss being horny. Late-thirties now.

Ta, I was curious.

It’s just one of 6,000 apps that New Zealand thinks might be best tamed with ERP

How does erotic role play help tame Excel?

Anyone got a non-paywall link? I’m changing my name soon and this is highly relevant to my interests.

Hudson Hawk, fucking barmy film.

Compared to USB-A, not really that much of a game changer (it’s still the most common for me). Though I do not miss the three rotations to get it in.

Compared to Micro-USB? Holy fuck, I almost refuse to buy anything still using Micro-USB ported now. Mainly because I can’t never find the fucking cable for it.

That’s a damn sight more considerate than most of my housemates I’ve had in my life.

So is Halloween (Samhain).

silent internal screaming

The interview in the second one really got to me. His mannerisms really remind me of a friend of mine, and the descriptions he gives of that abusive power dynamic reminds me a lot of similar experiences I’ve had, especially the inappropriate ’jokes’ made about deeply personal issues like his dad. Really hope that dude gets any help he needs.