Using Limewire to pirate Limewire Pro

It really messes with your head when you realize magenta is the color equivalent of the Source engine missing texture error

Free pan pizza for reading was glorious

There’s a reason it’s called the dirty thirties

Were? There’s guys still there

The blue background is in fact a default for Windows Movie Maker

Ahh yes the inventor of Pilates

Some people just want to see the world cringe

They’ll add AI to it somehow

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/o6mgn3/man_learns_on_podcast_that_in_fact_not_everyone/

I have the worst fucking attorneys

Dead people can’t protest and pressure Congress so it’s a win either way for them

Installed a Sysco router (sushi belt)

That sounds problematic, engineering-wise

Well then they got PT Barnum’d

Straight

Worthy of being submitted to The Register as a sysadmin story

No they were conservative guys who clearly didn’t understand it was satire

It blows my mind that when Colbert got his new job he had people coming up to him for years saying they liked his old show better.

They liked his old show, The Colbert Report, better. When it was clearly satire.

Everything’s bigger in Texas, including linguistic confusion