Man, I was hoping that said EPSTEIN.

C’mon dude, that’s a spatula.

Fascists. You might not know this, but in many states, it is illegal to give water to people standing in line to vote. Republicans consistently try to cheat.

Riiiight, cause kegsbreath did such a great job on the first ones.

Male, bi

5, 6 & 9

Teasing me, I see.

I COMPLETELY get it. And if anyone succeeds, I’ll kidnap them in a heartbeat.

Rowdy Roddy Piper was great in that movie!

Always #20

A cousin and I have been competing for years to see how many times around we can go before we either stymie another driver or get pulled over.

I’m currently winning at 43. Neither of us have ever been pulled over, it’s always some irate grandma who refuses to enter even though I give her plenty of room.

I have resting horny face.

I was PERMANENTLY banned BTW. …and here comes Lemme. Lol

Got banned from Reddit for criticizing the current White House administration.

And all this time, I thought it was JLo making him that unhappy. Maybe he just has resting sad face.