Banana

Also have some professionalism and make sure your management knows how to spell

I fucking love Chumbawumba for this reason

Holy fuck ytmnd fuck I haven’t read that combination of letters in YEARS

Oh man, 9gag is classic now? Do people not even remember funnyjunk or ebaums world anymore? (I don’t expect anyone to be familiar with SomethingAwful although some will be)

I don’t feel superior, just old.

I wonder if it has anything to do with what instances your instance is federated with

Yes, correction noted

Amen!

Doesn’t work when people don’t get to choose not to take it when it gets too expensive! That thing that capitalists always forget about: necessities.

Not when I’m stoned!

Hockey rink

Oh that’s just the Oldest House

Depends whether he’s been in the black lodge yet or not

Dale Cooper

I wasn’t gonna comment but for sake of diversity I feel you deserve at least one good one. I’m actually quite close with one of my exes from 13 years ago. We dated when I was graduating highschool he broke up with me (very respectfully. He basically just told me I deserved someone who liked me as much as I like them, and he was right).

Anyway, he and I didn’t really hang out much or talk much for a while but we were in the same community and would see each other at metal shows all the time and weren’t unfriendly but would just kind of live our own lives. Once my ego healed a bit from being dumped we did hook up a couple times. Then some time passed and I met my partner of now over a decade. Anyway, me and the ex still chat, he’s met my partner and they get along very well. My ex is a genuinely kind and funny guy and I would be a reference for him any day and I consider him more my friend than my ex at this point.

I really do think time apart is important because they need to become not a constant fixture in your life before you can repair the relationship to “friend” level.

Lover, You Should’ve Come Over by Jeff Buckley

Following that up with finding out about how he died was pretty heartbreaking. Dude was a legend.

I truly believe everything after Windows XP has been bad.

Oh no being told I’m right is my fetish 👀

Noooooo my whole worldviewww

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