You should have to get a special license to drive something as big as a modern pickup truck.

And you should have to have a justifiable reason to buy and own one.

And there should be restrictions on where they can be driven.

Basically most people shouldn’t have pickup trucks.

What’s especially funny is that he didn’t even script that, he just came up with it on the spot. And now it’s the joke he’s most known for.

Trade in their PCs to who? Fucking Aquaman?

When we watched this as kids, my sister and I liked to joke about how the witch did him a favor.

Don’t you need to have a personality for that?

I’d rather die alone than play league

So much time for activities!

Honestly, that sounds like it’d make a pretty good Weird Al parody.