Work on the backlog! Of what? Anything! My back log of books, video games, hobby projects sitting half finished in my workshop! My boss would stop by and I’d have my soldering iron and extractor fans set up and I’d be like “Yeah, I’m waiting on the phones right now.”
I had no early warnings. I woke up one morning with blurred vision after a bad cold, went to the doctor, had a 600 blood sugar, A1C of 12.1, and they had me admitted.
Upon further introspection, constipation.
If I didn’t need to buy cough syrup, I wouldn’t have spent a cent today.
Took a walk, sat on a bench, played decade old games, decorated the tree, and ate leftovers.
Back when I was in the desert, if a shower wasn’t available for a period of time, I would rub some sand on my head.
Better than the grease.
Upvotes higher than views? Considering how many lurkers there are? Considering even people who engage with a post don’t necessarily upvoter? They said 8k views, 12k upvotes. Even if those numbers are reverse, that’s an insane engagement ratio.
Muh-weep Muh-weep Muh-weep
Fine, females, fine, fellas. Alliteration, my dude? “Wonderful on women, worse on… Whitey?” “Great for girls (er…), garish on guys” “Mejor para mujeres, es peor para papas”
Yeah, there’s better ways to do it but it’s more effort than anyone should put in to a shit post.
I took an almost 50% pay cut leaving a job once. I received training, skills and equipment and I use those to support things I am aligned with. Now I work a job that doesn’t pay as well and isn’t quite so reprehensible, then on the side I assist in-need charities and groups.
I assume FOSS dudes taking Microsoft money can at least steer the ship to try to funnel more effort to those programs or at least use the insider knowledge to improve the code base overall.
Yeah, this will be so helpful when I’m trying to figure out 20% of 36.23!
Look, move the decimal one to the left, you’ve now got 10%. Double that and you’ve got 20%. How often are y’all trying to find out percentages of nice even numbers like that?
I always say “I love driving which is why I hate driving anywhere.” I would love to have a fleet of vehicles I could really drive but laws, traffic, maintenance, etc. Driving isn’t fun in the same way other things are because you need a lot of space or a lot of money to enjoy it. Drawing? I can do that with a No. 2 I swiped from IKEA. Can’t exactly take my commuter to Monza without running up a bill.
I would call myself JD too if my parents named me Jerkin Dapenis as well.
Does… Does that mean he kills them after?
Because I could see that.
I’m straight as all hell and Angel can cuddle me if I can cry in private.
Yeah, D gets you at least four entirely different types of cuisine and Australian stuff will still have that Euro/American vibe. Only downside is you’ll technically be allowed to eat Vegemite.
Yeah, apparently HR has some issues with “I would slice a Nazis head off for free, don’t even ask me what I’d pay to do it.”
Seem very competent, work hard, understand all the processes and help review or improve products…
That way no one comes back to my office to check on me and notice I’m playing BG3 at the desk instead of working.
Yeah, my thought exactly, I doubt Wawa has a fancy term for it but it’s better than all your staff coming in or calling on Thursday to see if next week’s schedule is posted.
It’s ‘humane’ to shoot the deer in the heart! You’re not supposed to give the deer a rectal exam with them!
They even have a part with translated subtitles… You could’ve at least chosen Snatch for your reference for Brad Pitt’s Pikey impersonation.