He only force chokes people with consent and who are into that

I believe this is how you know:

Cogito, ergo sum res venalis

• René Descartes

Silent treatment?..?

'Cause there’s no cock like horse cock

I feel like long attention spans would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long politians would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long legs would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long hair would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long lips would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long fingers would also help out in other facets of life.

We prefer “What’s up fuckface?”

There’s also bank cheques.

It’ll find a bowl the is effectively empty and starve.

A person pouring a flammable liquid should never also use an ignition source. If anything is spilt on you while pouring, it makes it much more likely you’ll catch on fire.

If lighting something small you could open, pour close with one hand, and then use your other hand to light.

Unless the uranium in the box caused a mutation in the cat giving it eternal life.

And accessed via a proxy of 6 VPNs

Thier lesser known sibling was actually a pirate. It’s said that they were one of the most successful pirates ever having buried a vast amount of the treasure they’d acquired. They were always able find what they burried by leaving a signed symbol at the spot. Even though they never learnt to read or write, they’d sign everything with an ‘X’.

We get it you have friends, Geez!

I hope someone knocks this guy and their friends on their arses.

Plus the longer you draw it out, the more likely they are to get out off it. Like getting away while monologging.