Why does it matter how they look? Is it because your underlying issue is racism?

You can tell because the alligator has big sharp teeth and the croc looks like a shoe.

I feel like the experiment should be on the fuck around side.

Common misconception. The smooth in the smooth newts name actually doesn’t refer to the smoothness of their skin, but rather to how suave they are.

That’s clearly a rat.

Probably more related to the god-awful infrastructure design in the US, like stroads and an unfathomable tendency to use stop signs for a lot of things they are just not fit for, like to replace speed bumps, chicanes, and roundabouts.

Also the better comparable statistic should be deaths per distance traveled in cars.

I was hoping this would be here.

I got run over by a Lexus

A good way would be to create as many variables as possible that map anything relevant, genes, upbringing, sexual and gender expression, etc., and then doing a PCA to reduce the defining vector to as few elements as possible.

Ahhh ok, my bad.

Surely the US federal minimum wage would kick in then? Or does it not apply to overseas territories?

Fork in your left hand, knife in your right. Yes, that is common European etiquette.

Maybe I’m showing my Europeannes, but don’t most people eat with their left hand?

It’s actually the exact opposite to what he says. In the US you can do almost anything you want with human remains, while in Europe it’s much more restricted. In Denmark for example, you have to have the body/ashes buried in a licensed cemetery. You can’t keep the ashes yourself, you can’t bury them in your backyard, you can’t spread them at some random special place (except for the sea in rare circumstances).

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Foot-pound is not a unit of pressure, ignoring the fact that it’s a stupid non-metric unit.

Those are jokes.