I don’t blame them. You might get shot.

Would be more believable if they were fighting for believing in different gods.

I’m beginning to think you’re not looking for an answer to your question and that you’re just here to proselytize to the other side.

You would hope the dramatic dive to draw a foul wouldn’t make it into robo soccer.

Why not both?

It’s in there in the section on “emoluments”. Problem is SCOTUS has already ruled “no foul, play on”

Euthanasia Coaster for those that didn’t get it.

Not bad. I can picture that with the squiggly animation from the Simpsons shorts on the Tracy Ullman show.

To be clear, this theory doesn’t invalidate what you said.