Ah, the same reasons people do it.

you don’t realize it’s about anal

Probably someone trying to imitate me, then.

Are you in the Portland area? I’ve been robbing apartments and this is my calling card. If you haven’t yet, you miiight want to check your closets and safes.

Powdered milk for more milk per milk

You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going

Gonna start sending this to people randomly in the hope that they are an alt account in order to royally freak them out

yeah nah I agree

Lemmy still has its flaws at times, nowhere is perfect or fills the hole other spaces online that have gone shit have left

I can at least take solace in knowing that there are like, actual people here. even if some of them suck sometimes

I always love these shitty “replace the enter key on a keyboard” news thumbnails. Like, ah shit, accidentally hit the “Domain Name Registration” button on my keyboard.

The community can mostly feel like it was skimmed off the top layer of ornery “erm, aktually” types from Reddit. The etiquette here is what you would expect from that. The days of “remembering the human” are dead and buried.

Like all places online, people and sub-communities vary, but that’s mostly the vibe I get whenever browsing the comments of just about anything that hits my instance’s All page.

I’ll take it any day over dealing with Reddit Inc’s chicanery, I guess.

if the disguise is a novelty mustache, yes

are you doing okay man

yknow our environment tends to reflect our mental health and whatnot

??? “Shaking my dick hard?”

Edit: Shaking my damn head, please ignore

this is true but why is it sunbleached

I love automatic AC, but I sadly share cars with people who crank the temperature down to below 65*F the second they get into a hot car.

would it have helped if i included some omori or nintendo porn to keep you engaged

Psssh. Beat it, chick. I’m taken.

The in-betweens are even funnier to me. Slime? Probably not. Also, I have half a house.