Apparently my idea of hot tub is quite different of what people are speaking of here. I’m quessing OP meant jacuzzi.

we’re all dead soon

That’s a bit… extreme. We’re all going to be dead soon? You mind elaborating a bit?

That’s about 4990 more than I do.

I’ve disabled almost all of them. Even the ones I do get only appear as an icon on my notification bar. I don’t even have lockscreen notifications anymore. I find it too invasive, and feel like the device is demanding my attention.