I mean, Windows still sucks ass.

Fuck Microsoft

To give the Covenant back their bomb.

Goosebumps

Sir, permission to leave the station.

If only Siri could understand what I say

The warrior voice

Jellyfish have a distributed brain, so they’re not exactly mindless?

What was the outcome!

Obviously

The point of gift cards is that you have to spend it on something fun, not bills.

Did you watch the one where the people die?

Isn’t there a lot of sex in there too?

Finally

Also “oops”

For copywrite, it doesn’t matter if it was taken directly from the source.

Do you regale him with World War 1 knowledge before or after?

All warfare is class warfare

Don’t they have super small dicks?

I’ve been assured it’s totally normal.

Technically, you introduced that contamination, soooo…