What does “ala teu pai” mean?

We had them in the first half, but we lost it on the second.

I guess all my mom’s best cookies had too much butter

Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.

That’s a lemon https://youtube.com/shorts/aaFNEdvy3KY

This style of ice cream scoop is my favorite https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-Heavy-Duty-Non-Slip-Supplies-Scoops/dp/B00RGFVBQY

It’s not really a scoop, but a plow/shovel. If your ice cream is rock solid, this style lets you apply maximum force directly on it, as opposed to at an angle.

Water fountains aren’t usually positioned as part of a cafeteria line. They are also slower and have weird angles, not always being convenient to fill up a cup from.

I got a toaster oven I always use to reheat pizza. I could use some aluminum foil to prevent cheese drips from falling… or I can let my little pile of charcoal grow.

We could have a whole vent diagram of people than stop time, start time, or be immune to it. Imagine just going out for drinks with friends when times stops. But this has happened before so you walk across town, go in some dudes living room, and force his fingers to snap.

“Ah! Oh it’s you. Time stopped again?” “Yup” “Alright. Well hopefully whoever’s stopping time this time doesn’t REALLY like to snap.” “Hopefully. Well might be seeing more of me again. Bye!”