Monsieur Florbo

I’ve never not dreamed of having my own skeleton army.

Everything you can buy is also available for free.

Iffff you’re willing to spend many many hours grinding against artificial RNG and pretending your time has zero value.

But yeah enough patience and persistence can technically get you almost everything (I stopped after 50 warframes).

Aw, thanks! I feel like you’re a lovely person.

German too. Ich habe Hunger. Sie haben Durst.

No, my stomach is going to town with all this regurgitation.

There’s a national urgent medical line (111)

What? I’ve been lied to. I was told the UK line was 0118 999 881 999 119 725… 3