If we were allowed to be honest that’s what everyone would say. But honesty doesn’t pay. Lying does. Spinning a yarn of bullshit about opportunity and gratitude yields a better result sadly.

Liquid ass is the Chocolate Rain of 2025.

That fake crab stuff at a chinese buffet with cheese and celery and stuff. I think its called seafood surprise.

If it wasn’t fun people wouldn’t do it.

Jesus was born in September and christmas trees are giant dicks. Yes you read that right. They’re penises. Festively festooned penises. Blame the catholics. They steamrolled every pagan tradition they could find into the catholic canon in order to convert the peasants to their particular cult.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

I have not.

I dont think I have a talent.

Why is it so hard to “Don’t be Evil”

When aristocracy discovered mercantilism and mutilated it into capitalism.

Institutions. Courts. Media. Religion. Law Enforcement. Politicians.

The institutions are captured. The courts, media, and politicians are corrupt. Bought and paid for. Law Enforcement are just class traitors. The enforcement arm of Capital. Protecting the interests of the ruling class and taking a bludgeon to the people. Religion is a tool of control. Used to control the ignorant and guide their ire.

Grab it so you own it then torrent a non-spyware version.

If their future releases need root level access they can keep them. No thank you.

Buuuuuuuuuut they changed the EULA and now it has root level access to your system. As in its literally spyware.

Fuck free. You couldn’t pay me to install this shit. Do so at your own risk. I want less massive corporations rooting around in my stuff. Not more.

Has anyone considered funding NASA?

They made rockets that didn’t explode with duct tape and a TI-83 calculator.

“He was also stupid” - Ron Howard.

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I’m on a friends plan. If I wasn’t I’d just download whatever I want to watch. It’s pretty easy to download from YT.