I mean, its not the life Id want mybdaughter to have. But neither is doing 6 months for tax evasion and having a criminal record that will bar her from ever trasitioning into many worthwhile careers if she ever wants to give up Onlyfans.
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Delphia@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein
2·12 days agoPDCAAS is essential knowledge for anyone trying to dial in a quality diet. Especially if aiming to build muscle or strength.
Delphia@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which one of your views gets you labeled as "the other"?
9·12 days agoLemmy wants the baby without the labor pains.
“Destroy Capitalism!”
“But what about the millions who will die in the ensuing chaos!?!”
“Well dont do it that way!”
“Which way then?”
“DESTROY CAPITALISM!”
Yeah the system is fucked and definitely needs change, but its either gradual or violent and as someone who came up with rough crowds in rough places. Most people arent cut out for when the actual violence starts.
Delphia@lemmy.worldto
news@lemmings.world•FBI ‘is rudderless ship’ with director Kash Patel ‘in over his head’, damning report by agents claimsEnglish
13·13 days ago“Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake”
Delphia@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•At your age, what surprises you the most about yourself?
2·16 days agoI have a problem like that with man made static heights.Sounds weirdly specific but Rollercoasters dont bother me, flying is fine and edges of cliffs are ok. But a railing on a hotel balcony or glass floor over a drop… GET FUCKED.
Delphia@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•None of this "what are you thankful for" shit today. What's something you hate?
7·16 days agoThe “Coaches” in Gran Turismo 7 on the licence tests.
Yes I’m having some trouble you smug fuckstain, I’m trying to gold every licence test. ITS HARD. I dont need to be constantly reminded.
Delphia@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is there an optimal home/apartment size that most people would be happy with?
1·17 days agoI would say you’re pretty much on the money only in the region of 1000sq for a single person being “optimal” once you take into account storage spaces, bathrooms, balconies, and so on. A kitchen for one and a bathroom is likely the same size as for a couple. A couple doesnt need a noticable amount more room than one person. Add kids and immediately double it… they have a lot of stuff.
Skibidi Toilet is also objectively fucking amazing.
If you dont look at it as “Stupid stuff on the internet” and instead reframe it as “Indie Scifi movie made by 1 person on a home pc using free tools” its a hell of an accomplishment. I’ve watched big budget movies from established studios that got less of an emotional response out of me.
I think he was more about the C
As much as I hate the constant stream of lazy, lying bullshit I do love a really clever campaign.
Think of the sheer balls an advertising company had to have to walk into the initial “Compare the Market” add campaign pitch and say the word “Meerkats” and then go on to explain they would say next to fuckall about what the company actually did.
I worked security in pubs, nightclubs and licenced venues for a decade and to this day, I do not wash my hands in public bathrooms. I touch as little as humanly possible and use paper towel to open the door.
My wife thinks its gross but Ive seen shit that cannot be unseen.
Delphia@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•You can choose 1 superpower, but the first reply is the side effect. What superpower would you choose?
4·24 days agoYou have no choice but to see everything, wether you want to or not.
The answer is simpler than that. Musicians have been using excel for songwriting for ages.
You use the cells as timing marks and you have different lines for instrument notes, overlapping lyrics, etc.
Delphia@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why is bicycle riding so controversial in America?
1·27 days agoBicycle riding, vegans, linux, dieting, crossfit, etc.
You dont know the normal ones, you know the foaming at the mouth loonies who wont shut up about it.
Delphia@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How has there not yet been a leak of the Epstein files? Surely there is someone with access to them that could have been subject to worldwide pressure to let something out.
4·27 days agoThe only defence I can think of for not releasing them is that they are written in code that could destroy people for doing nothing other than having met him and there is no reference key.
E.g Mr X, a1 4d b2
Mr Y, a1 3f b2
A1 means “Straight and unmarried” but 4d means “Totally a Pedo” and 3f means “Will probably call the police if you even hint at it” and b2 is “Drinks heavily, doesnt do drugs”
Now thats a heavy handed example but look at all the conjecture about who “Bubba” is… Now imagine the conspiracy theorists if thats what the lists look like. That all being said even if they dont make them public the fact that they have these files and theres been no arrests is fucking shameful.
Delphia@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You're given $20,000 USD (or the equivalent in your local currency) to spend, but anything still left by the end of the day you lose for good. What are you spending it on?
11·1 month agoIm a project car guy, can I add funds? Seriously, daddy needs a new engine.
Delphia@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How do you beat post-work floppiness?
4·1 month agoYeah, I’m doomed if my ass hits couch. I need to maintain some form of momentum.
In Australia the Average mortgage loan term is over 30 years but the average duration before its paid out or refinanced is only 8 years. Id be more worried about the terms and conditions surrounding early payout and refinancing than the theoretical maximum term of the loan on paper because if they want to be truly predatory thats where it will be hiding.
Delphia@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How do middle aged family men handle it?
15·1 month agoTheres a reason dads make hobbies out of their yard, grilling and DIY.I have to do this shit anyway, it can either be what stops me from doing what I want or I can find the happiness and satisfaction in it.
My relaxation time might be ten minutes having a coffee in the back yard with the garden and lawn looking immaculate but it would have been 2 hours work to get it to “done” but 3 to get it to “perfect” because ultimately what was I gonna do with that hour? Watch some Youtube videos I only half give a fuck about or play a video game I’m mediocre at. Once you figure out you can also run a smoker while you do those chores at the end of the day everyone gets ribs.



A friend suggested UBI for rural and semi rural areas only.
“If you want to collect a check and do fuckall but work on your art or music or whatever. Fine, but do it somewhere people arent fighting tooth and nail to live awesome lives.” If you want to live near the beach and have awesome international touring bands come to your city… that shit is for the people who work for it.
I mean, its not a terrible idea.