Humans were less expensive than watermelons back then.

The ol’ incest triangle.

Genetics is, in fact, a science, and it allows for offspring to grow to be bigger than their parents.

Game devs back then were also the company owners and CEOs.

Where can I get that T-shirt?

Ermahgerd! Gersberms!

I’ll swallow your soul!

What book? Just so I know to avoid it.

Later, virgins!

I take back every bad thing I’ve ever said about AI. This is peak art.

I think I found my spirit animal and/or fursona.

There used to be a satirical Facebook group called “Christians for Michelle Bachman” that was fucking hilarious. I hope this community turns into something like that.

How do we really know it was nonconsensual though?

Does the auto-jacker go on the penis or the ladder? Honestly sounds like it could work for either one.

That sounds like my version of hell.

Damn, I just got owned so bad.

JD shouldn’t be in this picture. He already served his purpose in getting Trump elected; they don’t need him anymore.

A 3.5mm-to-Bluetooth adapter that can do simultaneous headphones + mic. I have a device with no Bluetooth, only a 3.5mm TRRS jack (headphones+mic). I want to connect it to a wireless Bluetooth headset but the only adapters I can find won’t do both at the same time, only one or the other.

And if they gain a monopoly, they’re able to separate their priorities from those of their users. That’s when the enshitification begins.

Accurate. There’s significant overlap between Fediverse managers, developers, and users. Everyone’s goals for the platform are always closely aligned.