I would say hyperglycemia, but we don’t know what period of time Bob ate these candy bars. A day? A month? A year?

🎶 Grab your husk and being to shuck 🎶

Literally using people’s shit to train their shit AI.

Sweet Tech Jesus! It’s 3 and 1/2 hours long.

Do you think Stellantis understands consent?

[ ] Yes
[ ] Ask me again in 2 weeks

Archived page: https://archive.ph/Ttyr5

Just in case.

It’s a legend, but a fun one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan#Legends

Some versions of the legend suggest that subsequent popes were subjected to an examination whereby, having sat on a so-called sedia stercoraria or ‘dung chair’ containing a hole, a cardinal had to reach up and establish that the new pope had testicles before announcing “Duos habet et bene pendentes” (“He has two and they dangle nicely”),[17] or “habet” (“he has them”) for short.[18]

@tias@discuss.tchncs.de ☝ the chair

I shit you not, it took the Catholic Church until the 1800’s to finally accept that the Earth revolves around the fucking Sun. Maybe the 1750’s if someone’s feeling generous, but they were still censoring Galileo’s and Copernicus’s books at that time.

Narrow, old, and irrational!

Neat buuUUUuuut.

Does Revolt have federation?

As of right now, Revolt does not feature any federation and it is not in our feature roadmap.

[…]

What can I do with Revolt and how do I self-host?

[…]

You can self-host Revolt by:

• Using Docker Compose and our recommended guide.
• Building individual components yourself from the source code.

It’s basically a bunch of islands.

Don’t poop for 3 days

I give it a 5/10. No mention of beans, unix socks, or tankies.

Primer because Primer. (Video warning and some spoilers for a bunch of different films.)

I don’t know if I would subscribe to it, but it is one of the more interesting ideas for time travel.

I was hoping that would go away when covid stuck around. People still want to shake hands!

shakes head

Mel Brooks. He turned 98 this year.

I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Let’s see how you … handle it.

Found the article where the screenshot came from, and wow it’s even more infuriating! The VideoLAN folks tried to work with them for months, and Unity seems to have cranial rectal inversion.

That was a 3 part series too, and they’ve all been nuked.

The source - I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack?

First follow up - [ANSWERED] How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster? [URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED]

Second follow up - What’s the easiest way to cure severe constipation?

Edit: All 3 have been found!

Part 1 is still on lemm.ee for now: https://lemm.ee/post/241183

And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BxVd1

https://archive.ph/qnCp5

Part 2 is still on lemm.ee: https://lemm.ee/post/279638

And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LbVlz

https://archive.ph/iB0Z9

Part 3 was archived: https://web.archive.org/web/20230630040126/https://lemmy.world/post/739546

Still on lemm.ee: https://lemm.ee/post/434589

And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/pRume

https://archive.ph/YT97v

There is an actual product called the Hurry Cane. It was one of those “As Seen on TV” products.