Oooo salmon hats— so hot right now!

He excels at burning hunks of metal at extremely high temperatures. I thought the Cybertruck was the pinnacle but alas.

Karp + Musk + Thiel + Vance + Trump = 💩

It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?

Airing out the vulva

I wonder how many times Donny has banged #4. 🤮

Words to ‘belive’ by

What is this all about? They are called Bush’s beans for a reason!

That site is batshit, they tried to pair me with my mummy

I wouldn’t take one even if if was free

What could possibly go wrong?

Fucking hell 😬🤣

Helping Mexico keep Americans looking for relief, out.

Okay good. That makes sense.

When training extensively in unarmed combat, does one employ prosthetics?

It’s astonishingly ludicrous what these assholes get away with.

It’s equivalent to plugging a surge protector into itself— eNdLesS pOweR!!!

Witness protection Gandalf

The jig is up

Putin told him to