My doctor’s office (allegedly) handed my info to a plastic surgery clinic so they could send me a “happy 40th birthday, now fix your sagging bullshit!”-email the literal day I turned 40.

Needless to say that put a damper on things.

People have been doing evil shit for money since the invention of money. These days it’s just automated.

Thanks for making me google that ;_;

It’s got a vicious streak a mile wide!

Weird how this reminds everyone of something different. I immediately thought of Slimer from Ghostbusters.

Wait, I’ll come in again.

The Dollop is one of my all time favourites.

Yet another reminder that the past was the worst.

Yeah what was up with that? Were kids spiky back then?

And blackjack and hookers?

It’s a big club, and we’re not in it.