Eww that could explain how that Doctors Without Borders guy recovered from Ebola but then they found it still living in his eye. https://www.science.org/content/article/ebola-persisted-doctor-s-eye-months

This one just sailed over my head.

But why do they stick the costume nose in the man’s butt?

More often than not this is the reason right here. I post, then go reload to see my post out in the wild. Sometimes it takes a minute to realize I must erase its existence.

Percha la pooh?

Does Garfield’s lasagna count?

I still know this song by heart. Good times.

Lots of murder.

Updoot for alaverga!

Not OP but same. I literally don’t remember my phone’s ringtone. Generally my phone is nearby and I check regularly for messages. Yes, calls and messages sometimes wait a few hours. I like it that way. I’ve never missed anything so important that I stopped silencing my phone and 99% of the communication I receive can wait till I’m ready to deal with it.

Before that it was Strongbad’s theme for Teen Girl Squad.

Maybe in some cultures, but that’s not the norm. It was always just the doctor and his assistant. Honestly, it’s distressing to observe, so no parents or anyone else were allowed to be in the room. *I was a medical assistant for a gyno who did circumcisions during mom’s postpartum check up.

You oughta see their gilded temples. They’re really hurting for money.

Yes, I agree.

The tv series.

Breaking Bad

The Office

This places your dad solidly in Gen X.

My mama says the first two a lot.

You say it’s your cake day, its my cake day too, yeah.

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