It’s a shitpost because it’s presenting the idea that non-stop consumption of entertainment media might be bad as if it’s a revelation.

I’ve still got my old NES, SNES, N64, etc, but it would be nice to have everything all in one machine

That’s an interesting idea! I’ve never really messed with networking outside of just sharing files and folders between PCs. Sounds like a low-risk way to tinker and learn.

I can fix her

This is the Zohran the Destroyer you’ve been hearing about

Isn’t a “persistent spike” just an increase?

Depends on which one breaks faster

At least this will make it easier to identify douchebags

At first I thought it was satire, but when I saw the writer had the scientific Pokédex entries I knew it was legit

Yeah that was my first thought. If we were serious about getting involved there would be a carrier group headed that way.

I’m American: my dad told me a couple years ago that immigrants were “unclean.” I’m almost 40, and that was the first time he’d ever used that phrase. That’s probably the first time I realized how “mainstream” extremism had become, since he has virtually zero online presence.

This may be a Florida story now, but it likely won’t stay just in Florida

What a perfect encapsulation of recent history

Because it’s easier to repossess a TV than dental work

A/S/L?

prompt engineer

They were paying people to fucking ask it questions? A professional Google searcher?

As long as you call it Freedom Points or some other pandering bullshit the super patriots will cheer for it.

Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?

Chicken or the egg for the modern era

lol, Spiders Georg was my first thought as soon as I saw the graph

He’s as smart as Ben Shapiro thinks he is, and as manly as Andrew Tate thinks he is.

If we’re talking about the USA specifically, then the answer is yes. The Bill of Rights applies to everyone.