I had a patient tell me he had to go to a zoo for an MRI. I thought it was a self deprecating joke but he was serious.

I’ll pass

Decided to go back to school to go something more meaningful, but that was what my first job basically was. I was hybrid, though. So I was working from home pretty often too, and I lived 10 minutes from the office so I would come in late and leave early on those in person days too. Sometimes I’d spend an hour writing a script and pretend it took me like 2 weeks.