Schadenfreude is the joy from seing others suffer, so more sadistic than masochistic

It works like this on newer Android versions. A specific permission is usually asked if a certain fearure uses it.

Erich Maria Remarque. Famous but still underrated in my opinion. Everyone knows “Im Westen nichts Neues” but also read “Zeit zu Leben, Zeit zu Sterben” or “Der Funke Hoffnung”

Khaled Hosseini (start with the Kite Runner of course)

Next time in Naples, go to da Michele!

A Pizza. It was in Milan. Directly in front of the cathedral. It tasted like a frozen pizza, and I was utterly disappointed.

They are forward slashes

Saitenbacher Müsli. They have obnoxious radio ads in Germany.

Are you from California? Cause Girll I’d fornicate with ya

R (and Python) are increasingly common, in my opinion. 14 years ago when I started university I learned SPSS but never used it, then I learned a lot of Stata which I use currently because it is the lingua franca at my institute, but prefer R for my own research.

I mean, this is not something I would necessarily recount to my colleagues or some acquaintances, but I would say you did good. You can be proud of yourself that you were able to create an atmosphere at home where your son felt comfortable asking this question, as you said it yourself.

If it hasn’t already happened, this might also be a good time to talk about safer sex to him.

This is a very european perspective, so depending on your location and other factors, your kilometrage may vary.

Single as I would die immediately at 100°C

I am not the messias!

Altijd. Ich aime this mucho.

Not for me (34m). I like having my niblings around and play with them, but I like it even more to give them back into their parents care after half an hour. I simply could not stand to be responsible for another human being and devoting almost every minute of my life to them for several years, and taking the appropriate measures to ensure I will not father a child was the best decision in my life.

That is not how taxes work. If you earn the minumum income or less, you pay no taxes. If you are above the minimum, you pay taxes on the amount that surpasses the minimum only, so there is no way of getting less if you earn more.

So, like the Kantian categorical imperative?

Report it to the Ordnungsamt if you have the Licensen Plate

No such thing as “too into Monty Python”

The Hooters - 500 Miles