I’m Mr Meseeks. Existence is pain!!

Sadly no. She does not find that funny and don’t want to deal with the repercussions of a farty… that being said, she likes baseball. I had to explain the hilarity of a pitcher, she liked, nameD Derek Holland AKA “The Dutch Oven”

My toddler and I came up with our own made-up gathering word, called a “Farty.” It’s like a party. Food, beverages, and gifts are not required, but you must gather people, that owe you a courtesy sniff, into a room to smell your rip.

When you’re 3yo and you like ridiculous things, it’s hilarious. Mom doesn’t appreciate our genius.

Simpson’s did it!

Irony is dead

2 points

Never sent a FAX. Scanners were common place and only sent pic/pdfs by email when needed.

Never owned an encyclopedia.

I don’t think it’s a Lamprey. The mouth is too far forward. Lamprey mouths are on the bottom to better latch onto fish.

Doing a reverse image search, Bearded Worm Goby comes up as the likely fish

This afternoon, while walking through a parking lot with my toddler. We had to avoid the cracks.

So far, they are going well. I have a few goals I am working towards.

1st. Working towards significantly reducing my alchohol consumption. Kinda started last year in reducing what I drank. Decided after XMas to do Dry January. After reading a few articles, I decided to keep the streek going.

2nd. I’ve been wanting to work out more, mostly cardio. Relized, I have been getting winded easily. Started last week doing a regular 3 days of cardio, mostly biking/spin as it’s easier on my knees. Plan to keep the streak going going for a few weeks before I try to add another day to the lineup or drastically change my diet.

3rd. A few roles I have been looking at want someone who also knows some programming. I signed up for Python coding classes for data management. I’m still going through the basics. I am lucky, I can spend a few hours each week to work towards getting better at it.

[Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff

Or maybe Pete Jonze ](https://clip.cafe/zack-miri-make-a-porno-2008/who-are-again-lester/)

One of my favorite dark jokes is:

What does a box of chocolates and your crazy ex-girlfriend have in common?

They’ll both kill your dog

Two of my favorites are Kyle Kinaine and Dave Stone

I was on the way home Sunday with my kid. Going down a road that’s 30mph. My house is on the left. I run my blinker on to turn into my driveway. A BMW speeds up and tries to pass on my left. Nearly T-Boned me. All I saw was the medallion and a lit-up UBER sign on the dash.

They managed to stop, flip me off, and sped away before I could even get my window down. What the fuck is thier issue?

Living and working in TX, I’ve seen a few of these videos. One I recall most recently was called “Little Card, Big Problem”

I’m always shocked that people believe the propaganda and the company has thier best interests in mind

I suet to scoop aswell but now eat the whole thing. Started doing it after seeing a coworker do it. They said you don’t notice it and gave me one of thiers. I tried it that way, and they were right. I didn’t notice it.

I can not count. I learned my lesson about buying expensive sunglasses with a single large wave at the beach. I’ve been buying cheap polarized wayfarer style sunglasses since. Do they break… yes. Does $5 hurt me at this point no

I recall going to the UK after brexit, to a house party with family friends. I was hounded with how do you function with only a 2 week holiday. I then shared i had 4 weeks after 5 years. They were so confused that we could function with less than 6 weeks of vacation.

Burn out in the USA is a real thing. Our politicians will never vote for a mandatory vacation for anyone other than them selves