Oh no! Anyway…

Stop spying on us!

“If you tell me the truth, I won’t get mad”

Not my idea, but here goes: the rapist formerly known as prince

A polaroid camera so they can steal each other’s soul

Keep you imaginary sky daddy out of here, thank you

No, I wanted to make a different point: that uncompressed video would be unreasonably huge. Nobody uses it. Regardless of the resolution, a good compressed video looks basically the same but it is hundreds of times smaller.

You should ask for less compressed video. Uncompressed is just not worth it.

That would be… (checks math)… about 5.972 Gbps of bandwidth, assuming just non-HDR content and 30 fps. Probably impossible for most people.

Less compression could make sense, but literally no compression would be a colossal waste of bandwidth and storage.

Also “whatsapp” or “instagram”

Just last year they tried to shoot Trump. Twice

Not sure why aliens would evolve to see like that. Their vision would be extremely blurry, the smallest detail they could resolve would be about the same size as the wavelenght (meters to kilometers).

How do you charge your phone? Do you have any other tech gadget?

Apps/websites that log you out too frequently for no good reason

Password managers. People will use anything but that: paper, notes app (without any security), using the same password everywhere…

Also .jar files. And good ol’ winamp skins. And CBZ comics. And EPUB books. And Mozilla extensions. And APK apps. And…

Is this for real? It’s not The Onion?