I mean, you don’t even need one, but you could be a card-carrying member of the Satanic Temple.. They’ve come out and said that anyone who wants to join can do so, no fees necessary. I would view it as more of a donation to their cause.

I want to buy a little tabletop meat slicer for the very reason. Wife bought a dehydrator because she wanted fruit leather (although I almost never get “leather”, instead becoming “chips”). I want homemade jerky.

What I hear when I hear “company store”.

Here’s a version you FEEL

And finally, a slightly more updated version

I figured something was up when it mentions the full product name like that.

Well now I need to know this product, too

Not a firefighter, but I have smelled human flesh burning. I worked pathology for a year, and right off the O.R., a few times a week, you could smell the cauterized flesh from tonsillectomies. I wasn’t in the room with the procedure, but you could always tell. For me, the smell never really reminded me of pork. It was its own thing. That being said, I can’t speak for everyone, but to me, it didn’t smell like pork.

I think they’re pointing out how Target has done a complete about-face regarding LGTBQ representation since the new commander in cheeto.

Have you seen Poison Ivy?

TekKnight, is that you?

I don’t care if it’s 1, 2, or I’m done and washing my hands: don’t talk to me in the bathroom.

I really don’t understand why a “peace treaty” is being brokered by a third party, seemingly without the input of one of the actual warring sides.

Unionizing, the forming a union for bargaining power, is written just like un-ionizing, relating to electrical charges, typically for use in chemistry and physics.

They probably don’t charge money for that service though, and that’s a better idea.

They hire women for their looks. Men, for how smug they can look. So, I guess they’re very appearance oriented.

Private eyes clapclap they’re watchin’ you clapclap they see your every move.

“I don’t mean to be rude…” proceeds immediately to be rude

I think I’ve seen this movie…

Same here. Unless it’s a game that I absolutely can’t get anywhere else, I’m probably just gonna use the Deck for those “key cart” “games”.