I have “nothing to hide” but I STILL like privacy tyvm. Hence I’ll shit in public with the stall door closed, and not disclose my wank schedule on Facebook

It’s the wrong way round

Who’s James?

What was the original? All my searching leads to this exact comic

Excellent

Ping

Good. Can you keep us updated?

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And how do you get it in without moving?

Looks like they shadow-remove the word

Me logged in (via Sync): —

Me not logged in: —

Was the removed word bitch (female dog) by any chance I wonder?

That aren’t both hearts (aces can still make a flush)

This wouldn’t work because the moon is more than 300k km away :P

A perfectly rigid object would be usable as a tool of FTL communication

Would it though? I feel like the theoretical limit is still c

Longer answer… yeeeeeeessssss

What is she semi-plausibly supposed to be actually referring to?

trad family

As opposed to a… family?

What’s 75 years in metric?

It’s closer to negative 993 million than 1 billion