Arschgeweih. The word is Ass antlers in German. Tmyk

Why does the world go wub wub wub now?

I’m a Honky Tronk man. 🎸 🎶

And when I got there, I realized I was low on cache.

Jesus Christ!

Look, they aren’t doing anything, I should cut their funding…oh shit that wasn’t good. I guess I’ll spend a third of our taxes on this.

Toes? I do pushups with my penis. One, two, 360, three, four.

I’m going to make a list of people that don’t like me.

1. Myself
2. Mechanics, because I learned “this one simple trick”

That’s enough for today.

My favorite is finding them in the bathroom at 2am with my foot

My watch says I got 3.5 hours of sleep and 5682 steps last night

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I use an app called Tessie. It’s $5 a month for the rest of my life but i do like it . Keeps track of battery usage, trips, and links to Alexa.

My fav is the Bun Alert System.