One of the things I warn people about privacy is that it’s not about what they might find, it’s about what they might pretend to find.

Plenty of dirty cops plant evidence. Who’s to say they don’t like someone and keep a flash drive full of Cheese Pizza to plant on their computer. Usually that kind of logic gets people on board more easily.

What a waste of good butter.

I constantly reference Job for exactly that logic. Early Christianity saw family as property first.

Nah, anyone fighting a gorilla would be ins-ta-cooked no matter how strong or skilled they are. Their skin alone is like leather. Grappling a gorilla sounds like a death sentence. The best you could hope for is they think you are trying to play with them.

Why not both?

Job: “Thanks for giving me back everything you took from me in that bet with Satan, but can you please bring my dead family back to life?”

God: “We haven’t established that lore yet.”

According to them:

Mutilating your genitals for sky daddy in your head- good and normal

Surgery to be your true self - Deranged

I hate this hell world.

I hadn’t really gave it much thought, but the coloration of the hat is pretty similar to the arm bands. At this point, I’m not convinced it was an accident.

For those illiterates who need a clear example, “lead lead lead.” Simple geography.

I had a dog for 20 years. We called him Git, because when we tried to chase him off he would just come to us instead. He was the best stray mutt a kid could ask for.

I’m glad the EU seems to be stepping up to bat, at least. Can’t say how well that’s going to work out in the long term, though.

Why would you do this to him

The thing you use once to download firefox, and then never again.