Language is a virus.

https://genius.com/Laurie-anderson-language-is-a-virus-lyrics

I have an app for that.

Non paywall linky:

https://archive.ph/vhoPO

Going down to Georgia implies that Georgia is under hell.

America is #1 in production of aircraft carriers. America is #1 in the number of incarcerated citizens per capita. America is #1 in the number of adults who think angels are real. America is #1 in defense spending.

No paywall linky:

https://archive.ph/nJqKe

Yes, 100%

Somafm groove salad

https://somafm.com/groovesalad/

We are all gods children, and he left us in a hot car with the windows rolled up.

https://medium.com/illumination/its-official-prayer-doesn-t-work-cf6c9282bb84

Exactly.

Peanut butter. According to many scientist lava has the consistency of peanut butter.

We didn’t investigate an online theft from any bank account unless it was over US $100k.

I have no problem with this, I’d buy a Chinese Ev today if they were available.

The sitting president of the United States doing a commercial from the White House for a company headquartered in Puerto Rico - the same Puerto Rico where he tossed rolls of paper towels to people after a hurricane destroyed their country.

Yes, in the mid 1990s, large banks in the USA were being electronically compromised so often that they wouldn’t investigate or pursue a loss if it was under $50k.

Not “if I have to kill you in a civil war” but “when I have to kill you in a civil war”.

The whole thing is an advertisement on a baggage carousel in Austria for a company called Commend that offers intercom systems.

Salzburg airport’s website has no mention of a special desk for those trying to reach Australia. If there were 100 errors per year, that would be 1 every 3 days, providing limited need for a desk.

I worked as a cto in a publicly traded bank in the USA. In the USA, the regulation was that all banks had to have 10% of all deposits in cash. For example, If you were a billion dollar bank, you had to have 100 million in cash available at all times.
Because of Y2K, there were deep concerns their would be a bank run, so all banks had to have 20% of deposits as cash. Enormous sums of cash.
On New Year’s Eve 1999, my wife and I were taken by federal authorities to a safe house, where we were heavily guarded. We knew in advance they were taking us, but we didn’t know where and when it happened our cell phones were taken from us. Around 4 am they said everything was ok, my wife and I opened some champagne and they drove us home.